Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting. 

An old southern saying. A term of acknowledgement or boredom.

Will you go to the store and get some milk? Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.

Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting. by Psycat2 September 25, 2014

might as well

There is no reason you should not do something.
Me es igual si lo hago. Por eso, pienso hacerlo.
No me costaría nada hacerlo. Por eso, pienso hacerlo.

Since I have to wait, I might as well sit down and relax.

It makes no difference whether you steal a lamb or a sheep, so you might as well steal a sheep.

might as well by Hal King December 14, 2008

Might as Well Shotgun 

A term used when you are in a situation where killing yourself in the head with a shotgun seems like a reasonable idea. Can be used in a country accent. Relatable to FML...

Addie- Oh my GAWD everyone hates me!
Abby- MIGHT AS WELL SHOTGUN!!!

Might as Well Shotgun by J Schillz May 19, 2011

might as well get out and walk 

something to mutter to oneself when held hostage behind 'snail' driver!!

a turtle could smoke that fuck!...might as well get out and walk!

might as well get out and walk by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

might as well

Doing an action, when you don't feel like doing it...

i don't feel like having sex right now...umm might as well

might as well by A.I November 7, 2006

might as well smear it on my guts 

something to say while eating high fats foods !
indicating the food will soon reappear as FAT on your arms, guts, thighs and/or BUTT !

this 'za is pretty damn good!...(response:) might as well smear it on my guts !

this coconut cream pie is orgasmatically good ! (response:) might as well smear it on your guts !

might as well smear it on my guts by michael foolsley December 2, 2020

might as well smear it on my guts ! 

where high fat foods secure 'real estate' and "homestead" ! ie: the concept of fat going right to the arms, guts, butt and hips ("guts" could be replaced with those other body parts !)

dave: this is pretty damn good 'za ! amy: might as well smear it on my guts !
some damn good coconut cream pie, but i might as well smear it on my guts!
might as well smear this food right on my butt !
these sixteen beers were enjoyable, but might as well smear them on my guts !

might as well smear it on my guts ! by michael foolsley December 3, 2020