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Cryptocurrency Miners

Arseholes who buy out every gaming GPU in stock so that they can fatten their purses with little to no effort. Because of these utter shitbags, the prices of gaming graphics cards have soared, and few are in stock. Worse still, after using and abusing the dozens of cards they bought, they sell them to poor unknowing buyers on the internet. If you can't buy a new graphics card, these fucks are to blame.
"All I can buy right now is a GT 1030, fuck, I wanted a GTX 1060, but it's not worth it when they cost a thousand bucks, damn cryptocurrency miners"
Cryptocurrency Miners by TADPOOL January 31, 2018
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Chilean Gummi Miners 

A sexual activity for consenting adults. First, the female places herself in the doggy-style position (in her location of choice; preferably with her face placed flat upon the surface), then you get yourself a bag of Gummi Bears, and proceed to insert the little bears one by one into her anus. Once you've placed enough in there, go ahead and suck them out using only your mouth/tongue. This activity works best if the female has had an enema beforehand. please enjoy responsibly.
"My GF and I tried playing 'Chilean Gummi Miners' and I got shit in my mouth.. never again!"
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san miggers 

A slang term for the popular Spanish beverage San Miguel. Not to be confused with the derogatory term “sand niggers”
Garson, two pints of San miggers thank you very much!
san miggers by Barlow & Daz August 17, 2018

lol @ the miners 

A common phrase used when you feel like laughing at miners.
Joe: "those Beaconsfield miners are my heroes!"
Logan: "dude. they pissed in each other's mouths..."
Joe: "lol @ the miners"
lol @ the miners by mqrk February 7, 2008

harriet miers 

Nominee for Associate Justice of the Supreme Court. Previously served as White House Counsel to the President. Her nomination has come under fire because of a lack of experience and what some Republicans feel is a lack of conservative credentials. She is a born-again, sexually inactive 60 year old woman who looks like Jerri Blank from Strangers with Candy.
Today I nominated Harriet Miers to the bench. Uhhh, you'll just have to trust me on this one.
harriet miers by PPabs October 10, 2005

magersucht 

Magersucht is a serious and sometimes deadly mental illness . It is most commonly found in young teenage girls to young women. They restrict their intake of food and over exercise with the thought that they are humongously fat in their head. They are often dangerly underweight.
I for example have magersucht, or anorexia. I once weighed 80lbs at 5´6ft. It was not pretty now I have been in treatment for a while, but I still think I am terribly fat. Today I weigh 105lbs at 5´7ft. Three weeks ago I weighed 120lbs. I still am losing weight and don´t want to stop. I know the consequences. But it is not like I want to be this way, it is like I am forced to be this way, and yet I fail to seek help for recovery.
magersucht by Leenaa April 22, 2008
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