misketis 

a small alpine bird that,strangely, has never been to the alps. Some say it got lost on it's way to Tanzania, but that is all lies and heresay you fucking asshole.

redneck one: lets go to dem dere alps and shoot us some misketis's
redneck two: actually, contrary to popular belief, misketis don't live in the alps, and you don't need the 's you illiterate redneck
redneck one: oh, good point.. lets run over imported cars with our big black chevy pickups!
rednekc two: NOW U'Z IS TALKING, YEEAHHHHAAAA

misketis by Gustav Weisskopf June 12, 2007

Mieskeit

An ugly person, usually referring to an ugly girl or woman. Yiddish slang.

That fat lady could stop a plane; she's so fucking ugly she's a "mieskeit!"

Mieskeit by Zippyjet July 9, 2006

Mieskeit

The opposite of a beauty queen. Usually refers to a fat, ugly smelly girl or woman. Best described as Fugly. Can be found in large numbers at Mc Donalds and Wal-Mart eating greasy fast food.
If this Mieskeit was my blind date, I'd tell her/it, I'm
a Fanook who likes quiche, show tunes, Barbara Streissand, Bette Midler and art films.

I got ripped off by a dating service who matched me up with fat, frumpy, Fugly Mieskeit women with short hair and kankles. :-(

Mieskeit by Simon July 9, 2006

Mieskeit

Pronounced "Meesh-kite." A person who is so ugly that when you look at them, it hurts your eyes.

"OOOOOF. My brother's new girlfriend is a mieskeit but I don't have the heart to tell him."

Mieskeit by BoogerPressley October 20, 2023

misskeishasfuneral 

a cheeky irish princess who gives the best head

misskeishasfuneral is such a fucking slag i hate her and i hope she gets bombed by the IRA

misskeishasfuneral by milliebobbybrownhatesf4gs July 16, 2022