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Using the excuse of a midlife crisis to get everything you like.
Husaband: Honey, I know I shouldn't have bought a $95,000 red sports car, set of extended Pings, mink pimp jacket or the lifetime gold membership to Tattletales. Please bear with me, I just can't help myself! It's my midlife crisis!

Wife: More like midLIKE crisis!
by cloverhays2 October 19, 2010
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