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Midgetized

When your Dick gets as small as you've ever seen it get. usually after getting out of cold water.
Dude, after that lap around the pool i think i'm midgetized
Midgetized by wrvssuckssoadlover November 29, 2009

midgetocracy 

a state of government in which all executive, legislative, and judicial positions are awarded to midgets.
all public officials defer to the state demi-god danny devito.
the midgetocracy of north korea.
midgetocracy by Phil Trum July 22, 2007

Midgeting 

Frankie was midgeting about behind the drum set.
Midgeting by Small White Blast October 10, 2009

Midgethorse 

an object, person, place or thing that is any or all of the following:
thoroughly impressive, ultimately luxurious, extraordinarily large and/or thoroughly amazing and astounding that words can't seem to do it justice.
Aaron Spelling's house in Beverly Hills is midgethorse.

Did you see the Yankees win that game last night? That team is midgethorse.

Dolly Parton's gritstits are midgethorse.

Did you see that long pass by Chad Pennington? That was midgethorse.

Kobe's wife's ring that she got after he banged that tramp is midgethorse.

Alan Greenspan's brain is midgethorse but I think he smokes too many glogs.
Midgethorse by Ridgewood October 7, 2004

Midgetist 

A person who makes fun of or bully midgets for there own pleasure.
Did you see that midgetist getting himself off, while poking that midget in the face?
Midgetist by sublimemind June 4, 2012

midgetity 

a) The state or quality of being a midget.
b) Displaying midget-like characteristics, either physical or mental.
Joe, I am rather perturbed by your midgetity.

The 4 foot tall person is clearly showing signs of midgetity today.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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