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Midgetized

When your Dick gets as small as you've ever seen it get. usually after getting out of cold water.
Dude, after that lap around the pool i think i'm midgetized
Midgetized by wrvssuckssoadlover November 29, 2009

midgetocracy 

a state of government in which all executive, legislative, and judicial positions are awarded to midgets.
all public officials defer to the state demi-god danny devito.
the midgetocracy of north korea.
midgetocracy by Phil Trum July 22, 2007

Midgeting 

Frankie was midgeting about behind the drum set.
Midgeting by Small White Blast October 10, 2009

Midgethorse 

an object, person, place or thing that is any or all of the following:
thoroughly impressive, ultimately luxurious, extraordinarily large and/or thoroughly amazing and astounding that words can't seem to do it justice.
Aaron Spelling's house in Beverly Hills is midgethorse.

Did you see the Yankees win that game last night? That team is midgethorse.

Dolly Parton's gritstits are midgethorse.

Did you see that long pass by Chad Pennington? That was midgethorse.

Kobe's wife's ring that she got after he banged that tramp is midgethorse.

Alan Greenspan's brain is midgethorse but I think he smokes too many glogs.
Midgethorse by Ridgewood October 7, 2004

Midgetist 

A person who makes fun of or bully midgets for there own pleasure.
Did you see that midgetist getting himself off, while poking that midget in the face?
Midgetist by sublimemind June 4, 2012

midgetity 

a) The state or quality of being a midget.
b) Displaying midget-like characteristics, either physical or mental.
Joe, I am rather perturbed by your midgetity.

The 4 foot tall person is clearly showing signs of midgetity today.