I luv MIDGET PORN and MIDGET PORN luvs me 

This pretty well sum up my relationship with MIDGET PORN.

SHRINK: " ... and how does that make you feel?"

SHORTY (not my real name): "Well, I LUV MIDGET PORN AND MIDGET PORN LUVS ME."

SHRINK: " And how is that working for you?"

I luv MIDGET PORN and MIDGET PORN luvs me by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

Midget meter 

A unit of measurement for midgets

The pole is 2 and a half midget meters

Midget meter by Flynn b November 17, 2022

Midget Messiah 

A self-anointed savior figure who’s physically small in stature but carries themselves with grandiose, almost divine authority - preaching moral high ground while often contradicting those very ideals through petty actions, sneak disses, or hypocritical behavior.
Used to describe someone like Kendrick Lamar - a lyrical genius with a god complex, who talks that righteous talk but walks around throwin’ shade like a bitter leprechaun tryna pass off clovers as commandments.

We get it bro, you the Midget Messiah — short in height, tall in ego, and full of contradictions.

Midget Messiah by kirloskar21 April 7, 2025

mental midget 

A person with a fragile mindset and lacking the ability to deal with tough situations. Feeble.

Whenever Mitch is given constructive criticism, he turns into a total mental midget and starts freaking out thinking he is going to get fired and becomes all pissy and whiny. He can't mentally deal with pressure and folds like a cheap lawn chair.

mental midget by mflannery420 April 23, 2011

mental midget 

A person of extremely low I.Q.. Prone to being clueless in all aspects of life.

That guy is such a mental midget, it's almost criminal that he be allowed to live.

mental midget by Ghost July 27, 2003

mental midget 

a person who is narrow-minded or has limited knowledge or insight to anything outside his or her immediate life.

basically someone who lacks education or higher thought.

I tried to start a conversation about Hapsburg Europe with that hot looking babe at the party who is supposedly a history major.
turns out she's just another mental midget, since all she talked about was her ex boyfriend Diego and her Mary Kay cosmetics collection!

mental midget by polo June 27, 2005

mental midget 

President George W. Bush

George W. Bush is such a mental midget

mental midget by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus November 2, 2007