Someone that cannot spell Midget Ninja...yes its Spelled N I N J A
Whats a Midget Ninga? Oh, Some dummy Spelled Ninja with a G!
He lurks in the shadows.
He stalks through the alleys.
He hides under tables and chairs.
He is...THE MIDGET NINGA.
And he owns the night!
Hardened Criminal #1: Let us rob that old lady crossing the street.
Hardened Criminal #2: Look out! The Midget Ninga is here!
(the Midget Ninga mercilessly kicks their bollocks into next week)
Hardened Criminal #1: Ow! Now we shall be arrested, I suppose!
Hardened Criminal #2: Looks like!
(the police arrive and take them away)
Grateful Citizens: Thank you, Midget Ninga!