Midgetal 

a unit of measurement for determining the height of a midget. 1 midgetal is equal to 1.4 feet. 40 centimeters or 16 inches.
Also can be used for determining distance

A midget is 4 feet tall so he is 3 midgetals tall.

Midgetal by wordmaster930 July 23, 2009

midgelet 

The now PC term for Dwarf. A metro friendly definition for little people.. Please do not pick up a little person as they do not like it.

Mini Me of the famed Austin Powers Movies is in fact a midgelet.

Cmere ya little Midgelet fucker

midgelet by Wee Ph1l November 28, 2006

Midgetaro 

1. One of the most powerful/fearsome midgets in human history. His super strength and ability to fit in small places is legendary.

2. An affectionate term for a midget or short person.

Tom: "Haha!!! Look at that stupid midget!"

Steve: "Dude...thats Midgetaro..."

"AGHH!!!!!"

Only bones remain.

Midgetaro by Argonak April 11, 2008

Midgetard 

A person who is a midget and also a retard. Or, a person who may not be a midget, but acts like a retarded midget

"awww, look at that funny little midgetard"
or
"you loser, you're such a midgetard"

Midgetard by Cocksucker December 17, 2003

Midgelate 

Fucking small people very quickly

Carl " yo I saw you with that small girl the other night . Did you Midgelate ?"

Marty " oh yeah we totally midgetelated after that partaaay"

Midgelate by CLESWAGGY January 17, 2014

Midgitard 

(Mihj-ee-Tard) An individual on the shorter side who is not a Little Person, but is close enough to be questioned.

(Looking at a picture of Danny DeVito in skinny jeans)
Mark Fifton: Bro, that dude be hella Midgitarded
Zaquex: Yea hes a midgitard

Jersey Shores 'Snookie': Im such a midgitard
Zaquex: Word

Midgitard by Mark Fifton February 12, 2010

midgetity 

a) The state or quality of being a midget.
b) Displaying midget-like characteristics, either physical or mental.

Joe, I am rather perturbed by your midgetity.

The 4 foot tall person is clearly showing signs of midgetity today.

midgetity by -3 Vermin, 1 Prick, and some southern chick January 19, 2008