misomemeist 

Someone who hates memes

"He's a misomemeist"

misomemeist by zman4593 May 26, 2016

Midsomer Norton 

A beautiful, quaint, Somerset town known for its slag heap and slags, skate park and Docky's deli. Town name inspired Anthony Horowitz with the name of the TV show Midsomer Murders. Aka the center of the universe (google it) and the ketamine capital (thanks BBC panorama)

Fuck Midsomer Norton mate, full of coke-heads and pregnant teens all pretending to be gangster that would last 10 seconds in London before crying for their mummy

Midsomer Norton by Midsomer Norton man June 14, 2018

Micromegas Complex

To view other human beings, largely, as a fascination or a sociological zoo or study subject or subjects. Based on Voltaire's Sci-Fi story and character Micromegas.

I watch porn with a Micromegas Complex. or My Micromegas Complex makes social situations difficult.

Micromegas Complex by pornstitute February 12, 2020

mexican micrometer 

Synonym for adjustable wrench.

"Hey Luis, I can't find the calipers, man."

"Only gringos use caliper, this does same thing."

mexican micrometer by K M August 4, 2004

micromental 

A topic broached by couples to ensue an argument that has no basis in reality.

We have just wasted over an hour arguing over a subject that is entirely micromental.
Coined by Marsha Metheny

micromental by Mars12321 November 7, 2018

micromelon 

an incredibly small sized head; child -sized head on an adult's body.

Sweet jesus, you've got a micromelon!

micromelon by Jen Kebe July 7, 2005

McSomething 

A hot man who knows how to treat a women right. Mysterious, magnetic, manly, strong and respectful. There's something about him that's dreamy but genuine. Often named Mike or Mikey.

Beth never has a good time unless she's with McSomething.

McSomething by Betty Levelheaded November 27, 2013