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a program that trys to teach typing but sucks and blow major cunks
Teacher: Everybuddy do micro type
Class: fuck no microtype sucks
by timindakeys August 29, 2005
8 Words related to micro type
like for serious the fuckin queerest waste of my life i could ever imagine. every time i am forced to open that program a little bit more of me dies. Like, every time i type another line, all i can think about is squishing hamsters or shitting on babies. somethin like that. yeah.
Teacher:Hey guys, would you rather do some micro type, or would you rather rupture your anus?
Student 2: why, rupture my anus of couse.
#the #gayest #waste #of #my #fucking #life #ever
by funkocracy September 23, 2008
The worst fucking program for learning how to use 'home key's EVER. Nobody likes it and when people try to use it, they want to commit suicide brutally with a rake. When a teacher says "Get on microtype", everyone in the class starts dying a little bit inside. Fuck that program, and whoever made it can suck a gigantic penis.
teacher: "get on microtype~"
entire class: "What the fuck did you say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
#absolute shit #anus #dack #fuck #anal
by Sherkles January 29, 2015
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