Mitchellian

A rant or monologue in the style of David Mitchell

Person A: Did you here Steve last night with his Mitchellian rant?
Person B: Yeah, it was so awesome!

Mitchellian by Jomos Wollos March 21, 2011

michalina 

unique name for unique girl. the most beautiful woman in the whole world. i once knew a michalina when i was younger, but i lost her. it is so rare to find someone like her, so when you do, never let her go. michalina's are witty and can always make you laugh more than anyone else. she isn't just beautiful but drop dead gorgeous. michalinas don't take themselves too seriously and are so fun, no matter what you're doing. she cares about you more than you ever thought someone possibly could. she is always so sweet and cute and one of the most carying people on the earth. michalina helps other people before herself. her smile is so perfect and makes you light up just seeing it. she is carefree, selfless and takes risks too. it is likely that michalina's are dancers or performers are they are theatrical and are incredible to watch. michalina's can be judgemental but in a good way and are always right. they are perfect mix of graceful and clumsy that can't be explained unless you know a michalina. they most likely have a few close friends who love them more than words can explain that they trust with the world. they pick up on signals quickly and can read you like a book. you can laugh with them and talk to them as they understand you more than anyone else does. they are so rare and are perfect in every way. if you are lucky enough to know a michalina, chances are that you only know one so be careful everybody wants a michalina in their life.

I think I'm in love with Michalina. I mean, she's just perfect.

michalina by passengerx March 20, 2019

mitchelling 

blocking people using bad grammer

mitch was mitchelling his facebook account

mitchelling by gahbigsteve February 2, 2017

Michalina 

This is the name of the most amazing person in the world and they should know it. A person with this name is so amazing and beautiful that its indescribable

Michalina you are so amazing

Michalina by scorched_oli March 10, 2021

five star Michelin 

Iconic quote by Felix Lee Yongbok but little did he know michelin stars only go up to three. of course God’s Menu is a bop though now go watch it and stream it on youtube and stan Straykids or Bang Chan will jab jab stray kids jab you in the nose with his ✨laptop✨

Cookin' like a chef I'm a five star Michelin
"Mi"e jeongjeomeul jjikgo nune boyeo illusion

five star Michelin by bangchansmissingsock August 26, 2020

Michelin Grip 

The stroking of another man's penis usually in a very strong grip making the man's schlong turn blue and feeling its pulse

Man 1: Bro why are you in the hospital?
Man 2: That bitch did the Michelin Grip on me man

Michelin Grip by Urophobia May 17, 2023

Michelin flab 

When a person is obese to the point that their body fat starts to curve inward, forming rolls not unlike those of the Michelin Man.

That girl's got a bad case of Michelin flab. They say 'you are what you eat.' Well, she looks like she devoured three fat people.

Michelin flab by throbbing member of society September 11, 2010