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michalina 

unique name for unique girl. the most beautiful woman in the whole world. i once knew a michalina when i was younger, but i lost her. it is so rare to find someone like her, so when you do, never let her go. michalina's are witty and can always make you laugh more than anyone else. she isn't just beautiful but drop dead gorgeous. michalinas don't take themselves too seriously and are so fun, no matter what you're doing. she cares about you more than you ever thought someone possibly could. she is always so sweet and cute and one of the most carying people on the earth. michalina helps other people before herself. her smile is so perfect and makes you light up just seeing it. she is carefree, selfless and takes risks too. it is likely that michalina's are dancers or performers are they are theatrical and are incredible to watch. michalina's can be judgemental but in a good way and are always right. they are perfect mix of graceful and clumsy that can't be explained unless you know a michalina. they most likely have a few close friends who love them more than words can explain that they trust with the world. they pick up on signals quickly and can read you like a book. you can laugh with them and talk to them as they understand you more than anyone else does. they are so rare and are perfect in every way. if you are lucky enough to know a michalina, chances are that you only know one so be careful everybody wants a michalina in their life.
I think I'm in love with Michalina. I mean, she's just perfect.
michalina by passengerx March 20, 2019

mitchelling 

mitch was mitchelling his facebook account
mitchelling by gahbigsteve February 2, 2017

Michalina 

This is the name of the most amazing person in the world and they should know it. A person with this name is so amazing and beautiful that its indescribable
Michalina you are so amazing
Michalina by scorched_oli March 10, 2021

five star Michelin 

Iconic quote by Felix Lee Yongbok but little did he know michelin stars only go up to three. of course God’s Menu is a bop though now go watch it and stream it on youtube and stan Straykids or Bang Chan will jab jab stray kids jab you in the nose with his ✨laptop✨
Cookin' like a chef I'm a five star Michelin
"Mi"e jeongjeomeul jjikgo nune boyeo illusion

Michelin Grip 

The stroking of another man's penis usually in a very strong grip making the man's schlong turn blue and feeling its pulse
Man 1: Bro why are you in the hospital?
Man 2: That bitch did the Michelin Grip on me man
Michelin Grip by Urophobia May 17, 2023

Michelin flab 

When a person is obese to the point that their body fat starts to curve inward, forming rolls not unlike those of the Michelin Man.
That girl's got a bad case of Michelin flab. They say 'you are what you eat.' Well, she looks like she devoured three fat people.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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