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An absolutely AMAZING guy with brown hair and hypnotizing brown eyes. This guy is Hillarious! and has many nicknames. He often forgives but never forgets, and would do anything for his best friend, including risk getting majorly hurt. He thinks of his best friend as his "lil sister" and she loves it when he says it. Michael is retarded&geeky at times but thats just him and it makes him that much better. He is like no other you have EVER met!!!!!! There is no way there could ever be any other person so awesome out there. He is truely amazing, and his "lil sis" hopes he knows that, because she cant tell him enough =)
"lil sis": WOW.. i cant believe i just did that, im sooo retarded lol

Michael: lol, ya but dont worry,its ok, I still love you lil sis... no matter how blonde you can be lol

"lil sis": * smiles* lol,I love you too my AMAZING big bro lol
by ILoveYouGeekBoy=P July 22, 2010
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A good name for a man who likes multiple girls in the same group. Sloppy seconds is his goal.
Michael is cool
by Ppap🐷🐷🐷 January 24, 2017
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Michael has the largest penis of all his friends. His friends wish they could please women like he does.
Girl: michael, your penis is huge.
Michael: well my name is michael ;)
by viper2394 October 15, 2011
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The biggest sex god ever. honestly the coolest person out and very attractive. Excellent taste in music, usually into rock. So cool girls faint
"Oh my gosh, Michael is a total King. I want him"
by hmhmhmhmhhm March 12, 2014
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michael ashtari nuff said
by juwonoman November 07, 2010
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A badass who is awesome and doesn't care what anybody thinks about him. He is amzing in every way. A person who has the name Michael is the best human being alive!!!!!
I love Michael!
by me2635 May 11, 2014
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One who is a Beast. One who exhibits the ability to beast at everything he does.
The best at everything he does, and he knows it. Has an amazing sense of humor and likes to have a good time. He's super friendly and easygoing, honest, kind, confident and caring. He's super smart and sexy. Plays trumpet in a Mariachi band, all the Señoritas love to watch him play his horn.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a Michael.
Girl 2: He's a Beast.
by Immabeast May 29, 2012
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