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Miami Heat Fan 

People born the day of or after July 8, 2010. Known for their very low level of basketball knowledge & habitual or compulsive lying. It was first documented on ESPN forums in 2010 and is believed the infection takes hold of all four lobes of the cerebral cortex causes blindness & extreme memory loss.

note: The origins of this disease are still unknown but it is believed the infection started from a jock strap in Akron, Ohio and traveled south to Florida via wagon caravan.
JOE: "My wife gave birth to our first baby boy he weighs 8lbs 4oz!"
BOB: "When was he born?"
JOE: "Just before 9:30 on July 8th!"
BOB: "So hes a 'Miami Heat Fan'?"
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DETECTIVE: "I know it was you who did it! We have fingerprint evidence!"
SUSPECT: "It wasnt me I swear!"
DETECTIVE: "Your being a real 'Miami Heat Fan' right now you sick son of a b####!"
Miami Heat Fan by Benedict A August 25, 2010
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Miami Heat 3% "Chance" 

ESPN predicted Miami Heat 3% "Chance" to beat the Boston Celtics in May 2023
ESPN- Miami Heat 3% "Chance" to win the ECF in 2023 versus the Boston Celtics

Heat Fan- Say again? We are flying to Denver for the 2023 NBA FINALS!!!!

Jimmy Butler, Caleb Martin, and company destroyed the Boston Celtics

Miami Heat 

When a girl eats a habanero pepper and then performs oral sex on a man.
Damn girl, that Miami Heat you just gave me was extra hot!
Miami Heat by Adallac Escalade October 28, 2008

Miami Heat 

Lord Voldemort, Darth Vader and The Wicked Witch of the West aren't as evil as the Miami Heat.

Miami Heat 

Lebron James got Miami Heat when he had sex with 64 virgins.
Miami Heat by uno uno uno July 12, 2010

Miami Heat 

Chlamydia, when acquired in the state of Florda.
I went down to Miami for New Year's and picked up Miami Heat from a prostitute.
Miami Heat by sivino January 16, 2009

Miami Heat 

A foursome gangbang with a ratio of 3 men and 1 woman in which the men try to finish but can't. Similar to a Houdini, they pretend to finish and throw their tears all over her back. When she turns around, they give excuses why they could get her a ring.
All we could give her was some Miami Heat.
Miami Heat by Rashard Quovon Lewis December 11, 2011