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Mexican Screwdriver 

It wasn't until vodka swept through mid-twentieth-century America that the Screwdriver - along with other tempting libations (Moscow Mule and Martini to name a couple), began to gain recognition with bartenders as the modern contemporary of highball. Suffice to say a premium vodka (Absolut, Stoli, Smirnoff) or tequila (Arandas, Reserva de la Familia, Jose Cuervo) will often be considered essential for this drink. Pour 2 ounces of this (over a few ice cubes) into a highball glass, and fill the glass with 4 - 6 ounces Tampico, Citrina, hell even tang or the classic freshly squeezed orange juice. Add an orange wheel or a dash of angostura bitters to your highball for a lick of (optional) garnish. Enjoi bitches!
2 oz Vodka/Tequila
5 oz Tampico/Orange Juice/drink
Put 3 ice cubes into a highball glass. Pour in vodka. Fill balance of glass with orange juice, stir, and serve.
Mexican Screwdriver by Joe Vegas February 19, 2005
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Mexican Screwdriver 

A cocktail combining one part sunkist soda and one part vodka, (generally lower quality vodka).
"Ey bro, I'm pretty low on cash you wanna get some sunkist and vodka and knock back a few mexican screwdrivers?"
Mexican Screwdriver by Turbonium January 21, 2009

Mexican Screwdriver 

1 part vodka
2 parts Cactus Cooler

Similar to a normal screwdriver, but with Cactus Cooler instead of orange juice. Although it may not sound like it, it's a fairly classy drink.
I like vodka. I like Cactus Cooler. So, I put 'em together, and there ya go, the Mexican Screwdriver was born.
Mexican Screwdriver by johnpag November 26, 2009

Mexican Screwdriver 

Any tool other than an screwdriver (usually duct tape) used to fix an object, mostly by mexicans.
Ordale way, give me that mexican screwdriver, i need to put my nike choos back together vato.

Mexican Screwdriver 

A sex act when one person takes a screwdrivers and puts it up another person's butthole and twists it around repeatedly until blood is drawn.
Joe: "I heard Stew gave Mary a Mexican Screwdriver last night."
Mike: "Yeah, well she shouldn't have taken his truck."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026