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Mexican gaslight

When something is very spicy but Mexicans tell you it is not
-They told me "go on, try it, it's not spicy". But it was and they laughed at me saying it was not spicy at all
-Yeah, typical Mexican gaslight

Mexican Ground Karate

A martial arts style developed by famous Only Fans model Craig Crelinsten. MGK is mainly known for its contribution to creating the renowned "oil check" technique.
Virgin 1: "I keep getting oil checked by those Mexican Ground Karate guys at the open mat"
Virgin 2: "Yeah me too. We should really check out "B-Team Jiu Jitsu" in Austin. Maybe that way we'll stop being such soyboys"

Mexican Grinch Legs 

When you are weed eating in shorts and your legs get covered in grass making you look like a wetback working hard with a lawn
I worked all day on that lawn yesterday in only shorts, by the end of the day I had Mexican Grinch Legs that took the next week to get rid of.

Mexican Gentleman 

The act of urinating on tables before, during, or after a meal. Being a Mexican gentleman can be completed in public restaurants or privately in the home. But it is best executed in important occasions such as parties and family gatherings.
Juan was a real Mexican Gentleman at Jose's birthday party. It took the Rodriguez family 35 minutes to clean up the piss-soaked taquitos all over the table.
Mexican Gentleman by Paco Gutierez November 14, 2013

Mexican Gardener 

The people the white ladies use for excuses to not be racist
John: Lady, your racist.
Mia: No! My gardener is Mexican! I have a Mexican Gardener. I'm not racist!
John: stfu and die
Mexican Gardener by vennyweenny September 24, 2023

Mexican Ghost Buster 

A Mexican with a leaf blower
Dude, I'm tired of raking leaves, go to home depot and get a Mexican Ghost Buster to do it for us