meth maid 

A meth head hag; An older woman strung out on meth, usually skinny, white, stringy-haired, with knobby knees; i.e. Wendy the tweaker prostitute from Breaking Bad.

Man, your root beer-loving aunt is looking rough. She's starting to look like a meth maid.

meth maid by tresadrienne January 18, 2019

Merthur 

The best cottdamn ship there ever was. Stronger than the titanic. Far across the distance and spaces between them, they have come to show they go on. Near far wherever they are they believe that the heart does go on. Two sides of the same coin ya yeET. Prat? dollophead? Clotpole? Hotel? Trivago.

Uther: yo you know Merthur?
Gaius: yaaas G I ship them so hard

Merthur by Uther Vs sorcery! January 6, 2020

meth game 

The business of selling meth

Frank makes and sells meth from his garage so he's in the meth game.

meth game by WatermelonFrank October 14, 2013

Merthur 

Word used to define the slash pairing consisting of Merlin and Arthur Pendragon from the BBC TV Show "Merlin".

The relationship has been defined a "platonic love story" by the actor playing Mordred, Alexander Vlahos.

Julian Murphy, one of the four Co-Creators of Merlin, has practically made ​​the pair canon in the last episode's commentary. This commentary was well welcomed by all the fangirls who shipped the two of them from the first episode.

Julian Murphy: We did very genuinely think of the episode as a love story between two men.

Julian Murphy: He’s dying… And the man he loves is dying, so he’s holding him.

Person #1: Just saw the last episode of Merlin and I'm full of Merthur feels!
Person #2: Me too! Merthur is totally canon!

Merthur by Hamulas April 16, 2013

merthur 

A ship between a gay wizard and the king of Camelot. Although not explicitly cannon it has many followers, especially on tumblr. The name comes from a mashup of Merlin and Arthur.

person A : I was reading some good fanfiction last night.

person B : What was it about?

person A : I won’t tell you but know it included merthur.

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person A : How do you know merthur is real?

person B : poetry

merthur by h0ts0cks February 1, 2020

Meth Baby 

Somebody who's mother did meth while pregnant with them. They look like fucking toddlers no matter how old they are. They try to fuck everyone they come in contact with because they're almost always horny. Their level of retardation varies from person to person. They're childish as all hell and are typically into things aimed at small children. They're also all sociopaths and would try to kill you if piss them off.

Guy 1: That girl is kinda cute! Dare me to talk to her?
Guy 2: Bad idea dude, she's a meth baby and might try to kill you.

Meth Baby by Crapfeces January 29, 2022

Meth Lizard 

A very specific type of meth user with a habit of cross-dressing, painting nails and also possessing a certain insatiable proclivity towards bubble wrap.

Me: "Hey Brandon, where the hell did all the bubble wrap go?"
Brandon: "Sorry, I saw the meth lizard chasing a schleem earlier and I think he took it all to use for you know what"

Meth Lizard by plandemic_hoax August 5, 2020