Skip to main content
A Metro Man is basically a vain creature who is in love with his own reflection and persona.

They love to blow dry their hair while looking at themselves in the mirror. They spend massive amounts of time shopping for clothes, the newest technology and anything that can make them "Look Cool" to other people.

They also spend countless dollars on face & skin lotions, shampoos, colones, & grooming accessories.

They are usually Cheaters and Players and make horrible boyfriends, husbands or "Life Partners." They are so vain that when they have sex, they are usually imagining fucking themselves.
Reiner is such a Metro Man as he stands in a long, adoring gaze in front of his Bathroom Vanity with his hairdryer and $180's worth of beauty aids laid out before him.
Metro Man by Tina from the BGCA August 8, 2014
Metro Man mug front
Get the Metro Man mug.
See more merch

Metrodan 

Hebrew: מטרודן
A bus company which operates in the southern Israeli city of Be'er Sheva (Beersheba)
They are the result of the cooperation between two bus companies: Metropoline (Metro) and Dan bus company from Tel Aviv (Dan)
Their buses are painted in silver-ish grey, their logo is the word Metrodan in hebrew, the METRO is painted orange and the DAN is dark blue
dude 1: "I love Metrodan, cool drivers, great service"
Metrodan by Big_Danny_K March 2, 2014

metromance 

A unique relationship with someone on your regular metro commute - consummated mainly by winks, waves, and smiles.
Jim: Who is that blonde you just waved to?

Me: I dont now her name, we've been having a metromance for the past few months. I call her 8th St. cuz that's her stop.
metromance by dajonts December 9, 2010

metrovangelist 

A preacher, or evangelist, whose audience is in a large city, metropolis or urban area.
The metrovangelist tried to warn the cities of their impending judgment and destruction.
metrovangelist by Repenter October 3, 2007
A heterosexual man whose masculinity goes beyond the stereotyped masculine, thus, he is not confined to a normative definition of masculinity, defining and expressing his sexuality creatively. They are secure in their sexuality, and their sensitivity, intuition and penchant for grooming, style and fashion doesn't make them feel any less masculine or any less heterosexual. A metro man is the image of a modern man."
metro man by Buddyhunk February 11, 2004

metromale 

a Modern male who's sexual inclination/orientation can not be defined by his dress sense, outer appearance or physical body. Previously, it was assumed that a man who makes a concerted effort to look after himself, go for beauty treatments, has the latest, trendiest fashionable clothing and hair-style and frequents gym, had to be 'gay' or homosexual - at first glance. Times are changing and even 'straight' or heterosexual. Men are becoming more conscious of their appearance. This developing subculture influences the way we look at the modern man, but confuses the general 'gay-dar' ("The ability/gift of being able to detect homosexuality in other people")One has to be careful not to assume that a good-looking, well-groomed male is 'gay' or homosexual.
That man has the perfect body, great dress sense and always looks perfect. He must be gay, or maybe he's a metromale.
a Well known Latino pop-singer from Puerto Rico is a perfect example of the 'metro-male' no one except himself is absolutely certain for which team he plays.
metromale by Emvee November 16, 2007

methomaniac

a person rather intent on strict following of certain methods and procedures with deviations not accepted. these people are often stifling and overbearing. Often haughty and proud. think they are always right because they know what is supposed to happen next.
methomaniacs drive me crazy.