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Metrodoomed 

A sudden failure of something that you would never expect to fail. Taken from the Metrodome collaspe.
Guy 1: My toaster just exploded yesterday.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I don't know it wasn't even on. I guess it was Metrodoomed.
Metrodoomed by Camp1112 December 13, 2010

Metrodomed 

(v) 1. To have your hopes and dreams destroyed. 2. To deflate.
1. John was really hoping to be accepted into college but was metrodomed when he received his rejection letter.

2. The 2010 Minnesota Vikings were expecting to reach the NFC Title Game again but their hopes and dreams were metrodomed again and again all season.
Metrodomed by jmuraz December 18, 2010

metrognome

A very small, very well dressed straight man with impeccable timing.
That short punctual fellow over there is so well dressed that if he isn't gay he's definitely a metrognome.
metrognome by spamgobbler April 21, 2010

Metronomy 

When you fuck someone in tact with certain music.
And from BPM (beats per minute), it goes CPM (cums per minute).
You are like fucking metronome my friend, im proud of you.
Him: (With the song) Staying alive, Staying alive!
Her: A.. A.. A.. AAAAAAA!!!
Cameraman: Ou shit, you are using the metronomy very well! WOW
Metronomy by Dr. Kastraciq April 14, 2021

metrodork 

A metrodork is a straight man who embraces some aspects of an urban gay style: emotional sensitivity, refinement in taste, enjoyment of flamboyant clothing styles, and use of body care products (in other words, a metrosexual); but who spoils the effect by wearing a New York Yankees cap.
Willis carries a handbag, gets his hair styled, gets a Brazilian wax, and dresses out of Gentlemen's Quarterly; however he also routinely wears a New York Yankees baseball cap which shouts that he is a metrodork if not an out-and-out asshole.
A device used by musicians to mark the beat of the rhyme by making a tick
I can keep a rhythm with no metronome
Metronome by Pleycal March 1, 2017