Methylepsy

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Methlyepsy is a condition that causes meth users to develope narcolepsy due to sleep depravation. Methylepsy can also be attributed to malnourishment and exshaustion.
A Tweekosaurus-Rex or a Tweeker would commonly have Methylepsy.
Methylepsy goes hand in hand with Mathamphetamitis, Methylabotomy, Methaphylactic Shock.

"I've stayed up way, way, way too long! Now I've got Methylepsy!"

Methylepsy by JGSR July 13, 2006

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Methalepsy

Chronic condition affecting long-term veteran meth users who are unable to explain or accept that they have started to nod-off randomly (in a fashion more befitting heroin users) despite ingesting larger and larger amounts of methamphetamine.

I totally had a lame Craigslist parTy hookup last night, I thought we were in the clouds but when I went down on him he totally caught methalepsy and started snoring.

Methalepsy by Totsbrillzamaze March 10, 2014

Related Words

Methylepsy • Methalepsy • methilepsy • Methalypsy

methilepsy

The disease you have from doing methamphetamines that causes you to convulse or have seizures whether you are high or not.

Is that tweeker dancing or does she have methilepsy?

methilepsy by anonymous February 6, 2024

Methalepsy

When someone has smoked so much they gave themselves self induced METHALEPSY.

Shit bro why he keep passing out all the time.

Nigga that is self induced methalepsy. Hahahaha

Methalepsy by Nevagonget September 23, 2025

Methalypsy

A condition that obviously contagious person is a geetered out full time hustler ! Swapping stolen car stereos, used shoes, vape pens and used appliances ! Can be seen walking up and down busy street and store parking lots swinging their arms around and talking to themselves ! Sometimes goes by the name baller

Man this whole town suffers from methalypsy

Methalypsy by Witches daughter June 22, 2021

Methalypsy

A condition that is obviously contagious ! person is a geetered out full time hustler ! Swapping stolen car stereos, used shoes, vape pens and small appliances ! Can be seen walking up and down busy streets and store parking lots swinging their arms around and talking to themselves ! Sometimes goes by the name savage or skeeter

Man this whole town suffers from methalypsy just seen ashley walking around by the bus stop talking to herself trying to sell 1 tennis shoe !

Methalypsy by Witches daughter June 22, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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