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Methanol 

Methanol(wood alcohol) is an alcohol found in windshield wiper fluid. It's a colorless transparent liquid. They add food coloring to the windshield wiper fluid so that you won't drink it.

The density is 0.792 g/cm3.

The melting point is −97.6 °C (−143.7 °F; 175.6 K).
The boiling point of methanol is
64.7 °C (148.5 °F; 337.8 K).

Methanol is toxic!
Ingesting as little as 10 mL (0.34 US fl oz) of pure methanol can cause permanent blindness by destruction of the optic nerve. 30 mL (1.0 US fl oz) is potentially fatal. The median lethal dose is 100 mL (3.4 US fl oz), i.e., 1–2 mL/kg body weight of pure methanol.

Alcohols that you can drink that are safe are ethanol, propylene glycol and 2-methyl-2-butanol. Alcohols you can't drink that are toxic are methanol and ethylene glycol.
Perry drank methanol windshield wiper fluid. He died. He should have drank 2-methyl-2-butanol and ethanol. Methanol is for you windshield, not for drinking!
Methanol by HawaiianPunch1 July 21, 2021

mechanabalism 

The act of using parts from several different machines to repair or build other machines.
One must depend on machanabalism to survive, when you only have donated computers with which to work.
mechanabalism by Tomas Diaz August 18, 2003

methanol legs 

the direct contact of methanol upon a complacent testers legs while filling a batch nipple to some tubing. resulting in the need to change coveralls so not to allow testicles to shrivel further. the only way to cure methanol legs is to drink gibsons wiskey untill temporrary blindness sets in.
tyler: hey look at me im not paying attention to what im doing because im thinking of boning fat campies and licking toes....ummmm.... toes.
ryan: hey dipshit pay attention to what your doin your getting methanol legs.......god.
methanol legs by rye an scotch February 9, 2010

Metanabol 

Oral drug manufactured in Poland. Powerfull muscle-gainer, with side effects (liver damage, etc.) Chemistry the same as Dianabol (Methandrostenolone).

In polish underground known as: meta, metka, mietek, mieciu, metan.
Polish: "Dzieciaki jak ty nie powinny jesc metanabolu"
Eng: "Children like you shouldn't eat metanabol"
Metanabol by Bendu April 30, 2008

methtabolism 

A portmanteau made from the words Methamphetamine and Metabolism.

Metabolism fueled by Methamphetamine use.
"Dude, that chick is skinny." "Yeah, its because of her high methtabolism."
methtabolism by Leo Danielson February 28, 2008

Di-Methanol Echo H-4 

A chemically engineered derivitive of cocaine that is produced in labs mainly in eastern asia. The street name is "Docta Peppa" because of the minty sting. Considered highly dangerous and usually must be consumed in large quanitities to reach the desired effect.
Di-Methanol Echo H-4 is a white minty cocaine product
Di-Methanol Echo H-4 by Al Toid January 15, 2006