Metal Face

The term refers to the the phenomenon of one's face muscles inexplicably contorting upon hearing an extremely metal riff. It is uncontrolable, many have researched it but it remains a mystery. Why do heavy ass riffs make us do this? we'll never know. Also, those who make and/or play the riffs cannot help it either, and are forced to do the metal face as well.

Put on your best metal face for the picture.

Metal Face by Mory October 26, 2007

Meatfaced

A serious--and quite possibly deadly--form of inebriation brought on by the over consumption of meat and/or meat byproducts. Symptoms include slurred speech, impaired vision and balance, sweating (commonly known as "meat sweats") nausea, and gleeful levels of euphoria, and erratic behavior.

Person #1: Hey, did you eat that entire package of hot dogs?

Person #2: Grrbbl... fex... sh... bah.

Person #1: Oh, great. You're meatfaced again. Looks like you've ruined Christmas. Again.

Meatfaced by CYFOHCM August 10, 2010

metalac 

Metalac is serbian name for a long haired person who can kick shaban's ass anytime, anywhere. Metalac always wears Dr.Martin's boots and slayer or mayhem t-shirt.

Shaban1: "Oh bro' let's run away there is a metalac coming!"

Shaban2: "Look at this metalac, let us yell METALIKA and run away!"

metalac by Metalchuga April 7, 2008

nu-metal face 

To do the Nu-Metal Face:
1) PLace your clenched fists against the sides of your head, pressing in on your temples.
2) Contort your mouth and eyes in the way that you might if you were passing a really big shit
3) Rock back and forth slightly.
4) Scream "Noooo! I won't tidy my rooooom!!!" at the top of your pre-pubescent voice.
5) Repeat as necessary, occasionally pulling up the top of your Linkin Park hoodie for effect.

"You just don't understand me!!! I won't do my Homeworrrrkkkk!!!!"

nu-metal face by Stooo March 21, 2003

Meatfaced

When you try to take a charge in basketball, but the other guy dunks on you and his sweaty crotch area hits you square in the face. Often results in falling over from force or the act of trying to avoid another man's nether regions contacting your face.

"Did you see that dunk? Ridiculous air!" - Joe

"Yeah man. That dude got meatfaced bad. Insult to injury. That must hurt... And stink. Literally. " - Mike

Meatfaced by Muzzy1855 March 19, 2015

MetaFaze 

Teenage rapper largely based on YouTube. Accompanied by other big unsigned artists in the music industry such as D-Pryde, Traphik, Dumbfoundead and Wax. He is also the founder of Univerze Masterz Entertainment which consists of Zeus, JWOL, G Status, Hunta, Nu Rhymz, 9 Rings, Lil iNo and Killa Instinktz.

Person 1: Man, MetaFaze was really grindin' in Do You Remember!

Person 2: The one featuring Lil iNo & Nu Rhymz? Definitely

MetaFaze by UniverzeMasterz September 6, 2010

metallicer 

The band, Metallica, if you come from the state of Rhode Island.

-"What did you do last night?"

-"I went to see Metallicer with Jessicer and Melisser"

-"Really? That's cool"

-"Then we smoked weed, got the munchies and ate pizzer and soder."

metallicer by Jessnerch December 9, 2008