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metal sucks and is gay 

The fucktard going by the name "metal sucks and is gay" is a rap-obsessed halfwit who believes that all metal is emo, despite the blatant fact that emo is punk. He has many other logical failings, and believes that anything he hates is automatically "gay". The unnecessary use of the word "gay" only proves that he is in fact a repressed homosexual.
"metal sucks and is gay" is a disgrace to all homosexuals who hate metal. LGBT metal haters, rise up and fight this wannabe!

power metal sucks 

A phrase said by many death metal fans because power metal is not "brutal" enough and actually care about having a melody, they also dislike the high vocals too.
Brutal death metaller: "omfg power metal sucks! Too many well played guitar solos for me! RRAAARG GRRRAWRG! BLAARRG!

Power metaller: " Yeah, they don't clash all the instruments together because they want a MELODY.

Brutal death metaller: "what's a melody?!"

Power metaller: /facepalm ¬_¬;
power metal sucks by Master Dave September 27, 2008

sucking on the metal dong 

You pussies are in the bathroom sucking on the metal dong?

metalfuck 

Metalfucking is where two persons engage in sexual intercourse while listening to a band listed in Metal genre.
Hey man, we metalfucked last night and it was hardcore dude.
Whoa, that's tight man.
metalfuck by Vladislav July 15, 2006