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metacomment 

A comment in an online forum or discussion board about a topic that is, itself, about a comment or the author of a comment rather than the topic being discussed.

Metacomments typically occur as a series of negative personal comments between participants and tend to derail the topic of conversation, descending into chaos (or brilliance, depending on your perspective).
Person 1: I thought the movie was boring. And the lead actor is way too unattractive to take seriously as the love interest.
Person 2: Your boring and unatractive.
Person 1: It's "you're" and "unattractive" dumbass. Learn to spell.
Person 2: Oh, sorry. Is this better? You're unattractive.
Person 1: Nice one, bitch.
Person 3: It was much better than Cats. I'm going to see it again and again and again.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Huh?
Person 1: Fucking dork.
Person 2: Yeah, prolly lives in his mom's basement.
Person 1: True. And you should "prolly" learn how to spell "probably" too.
Person 2: Ugh.
Person 4: What's with all the metacommentary? Can we get back to talking about the movie?
Person 1: No.
Person 2: Shut up.
metacomment by rabid_god January 17, 2022
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Metahemeralism 

Metahemeralism refers the fundamental human understanding that to be loved is to let oneself be changed from their preconceived notions of self, to love is to change others, and that is possible for you to meet the person who'll cause this one day. The belief that it's possible to meet the one person you'll form an incredible bond with, platonic usually but can be romantic as well, that will change you forever in a positive light
Bunny- I believe in metahemeralism

Camilla- It's amazing how much Henry's changed since he met Richard
Charles- I know right, it's like if metahemeralism was personified
Metahemeralism by Thesecretvampyre October 21, 2023

r/metalmemes 

A subreddit for posting memes about metal bands. The sub has very much quality content.
Person 1: Hey man, did you hear how r/metalmemes destroyed all the cringy sabaton fans?
Person 2: Yeah dude, they finally got rid of those stupid posers.
r/metalmemes by Based person December 26, 2021

metaneer 

MetaNeer (nour): A MetaNeer (met-ah-near) is the ultimate problem solver - a man or woman of epic proportions and skills. Bruce Wayne is a MetaNeer. Leonardo da Vinci was a MetaNeer. Madame Curie, Ben Franklin, Amelia Earhart. They are inventors, polymaths, engineers, scientists, philosophers - the world’s greatest problem solvers.
Da Vinci wasn't just an engineer, he was a metaneer!
metaneer by goodtogreat December 10, 2012

r/MetalMemes 

A shitty sub in Reddit that always hates Sabaton just because some of their songs is about the Germans during WW2, calling the fandom Nazis. If you are a moderator of this fucking sub, shut up, we don't fucking care, we just like heavy metal with history. Fuck the subreddit mods, the members, and the subreddit.
If you are a moderator of r/MetalMemes, shut the fuck up and make peace between r/Sabaton and r/MetalMemes.

r/MetalMemes 

A subreddit with many based elitists. Unfortunately, it is infested with posers as of right now, so there are many Klantera and SSabaton fans who corrupt the sub with cringe tourist memes.
r/MetalMemes poser: STFU, JUST BECAUSE SLIPKNOT ARE POPULAR AND AREN'T A NU-POST-SYMPHONIC-MELODIC-INDUSTRIAL-SLAMMING-BLACKENED-SHITTENED-CUMSOAKED-SHITSTAINED-PROGRESSIVE-BLACK-DEATH-POWER-THRASH-WAR-BESTIAL-PISSBUCKET-RAW-ANALCUMEXPLOSIONCOCKCOREGRIND BAND WITH -100000 LISTENERS THAT RELEASED A DEMO IN 1791 RECORDED ON A DOORKNOB DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE NOT METAL. STOP BEING AN ELITIST GATEKEEPING BASMENT-DWELLING MORBIDLY OBESE DEGENERATE WEEB TRVE KVLT NECKBEARD SCUMBAG. The real posers here are you. Yes, all of you. Especially the mods. Real metal listeners dont' gatekeep, and encourage everyone to listen to the metal that they like. All metal is real metal, and you pussies can't tell people otherwise. Real metal enthusiasts welcome everyone into the community. They don't push out the people who want to join the medium and share their passion with others. You guys do the exact opposite. You attack those who do listen to what you don't like. You push out those who want to come into the metal family and learn about it the music. You gatekeep. You are elitists, the worst type of a fandom. Tl;dr y'all need to have a shower, touch some grass, and get bitches.

Chad based elitist: Poser.
r/MetalMemes by Based Metal Chad August 23, 2023

metalemechrophelia 

a disease where a portion of your brain stops working, causing chronic headaches. change of survival is 5%. my mother had it and died the next day she was diagnosed.
my mom had metalemechrophelia, its not looking too good doc.