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New Jersey messy 

Specifically Northern New Jersey messy.

Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.

An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.

If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:

“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.

But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:

“It’s New Jersey messy”

meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.
Friend #1 Is that watch and designer shirt you’re wearing real or knock offs?
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.
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messy mulligan

Fucking one person, and then another immediately after. Coined by Kyu the love fairy from Huniepop 2: Double Date.
MC-kun: Can I perhaps interest you in some sloppy seconds?
Kyu: Aww, you KNOW I love me a messy mulligan!
messy mulligan by realgamergrill February 13, 2021
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messy boy 

A messy boy is an adult male dressing up as a little boy and eats messy to please rich old Japanese women
Did you hear Brad turned into a messy boy
messy boy by I'mAstarfish July 8, 2018

messy backyard 

A hairy, unkempt or otherwise disgusting asshole, or peri asshole region. May involve shart residua, clingons, etc.
As Chachi knelt down to probe Sven's winking one eye, he was confronted by a dense thicket of hair and other unsavory items. Chachi urged Sven to scorch the earth of his messy backyard.
messy backyard by Harold Balsagna October 23, 2006

messy martinez

When you get a sloppy blowjob while being illegally transported from Mexico to America.
Juan: Hola Jose
Jose: Hola juan
Juan: Jose how'd you get to America without a visa?
Jose: My friend drove me here, he hid me in the back of his truck with a bunch of people.
Juan: How was the ride?
Jose: Terrible! Up until Esmeralda gave me a MESSY MARTINEZ.
messy martinez by Cameljoe June 9, 2014

messy bitch 

A messy bitch who lives for drama
I'm a real messy bitch- a liar, a scammer. I love robbery AND fraud. I'm a messy bitch who lives for drama

Messy pod 

Macdoesit and MikeMGTV’s podcast
Let’s listen to Messy pod

Welcome to Messy with Mac and Mike, it’s Mac and Mike on Messy. Yeah!

Hello! hello! hello! hello! hello!



Should we do our segments
Yeah sure

Gay agenda with Mac! Ah(sigh)

…(Mac does his segment)

It’s hookup time, with Mike! ooooo, yeahhh

…(Mike does his segment)

How long am has it been?
Uh lemme check. Oh. 3 hours.(laughter)
Where can people find you Mike?
Anywhere if you search MikeMGTV and where can people find you Mac anywhere if you search Macdoesit M-a-c-d-e-o wait no o-e-s-i-t
You’ve been douched
Messy pod by Gay.14159265 January 28, 2021