The act whereby during ejaculation, there is an unfortunate expulsion of fecal matter. It is wrongfully assumed as an indicator of latent homosexual tendencies.
Jack : Oh yeah baby, that hit the spot
Mary : That was amazing! wait, what is that smell?
Jack : Oh shit. Sorry baby, i think i had a merry poopins.
Mary : That was amazing! wait, what is that smell?
Jack : Oh shit. Sorry baby, i think i had a merry poopins.
by peter peter armpiteater November 27, 2013