A valley in the Greater Boston area northwest of the city. Made up mostly of decrepit former industrial cities like Lowell,Lawrence and Haverhill in which the first two are extremely dangerous. The rest of "The Valley" is made up of lower middle class towns like Billerica and Tewksbury where kids talk wicked obnoxious and fight for no reason. The entire population of the area is made up of people originally from Dorchester, Southie or Somerville and everyone does heroin. You have to feel bad for people who live there because there stuck in such a shithole area. The Merrimack Valley
Where ya from? Im from Lowell up in the valley cocksuckah, go fuck ya mothah.
Kid from the Merrimack Valley
Kid from the Merrimack Valley
by Mill City December 17, 2008
A town of mostly middle to upper-class people trying to raise their families in a "safe, small town". Though the amount of minorities living in the town is probably under 10, most highschoolers (and some middle school students) are quite familiar with drugs and partying, simply because there is nothing else to do in the town.
Sure, it may be an hour from Boston and an hour away from the mountains, but that means everything is an hour away, so drinking and smoking a lot (and I mean a LOT) of marijuana are the only pastimes.
Parents may love this town, but kids can't wait to get out of this hell hole. The highschool is a drama filled whore fest, and, sadly, there are more white kids trying to be gangster than there are fat kids trying to eat cake.
Also, the football team has been total garbage in the recent years, winning perhaps 2 or 3 games per season though all the individual players are quite talented. Additionally, Merrimack gives the shocker more than the rest of the East Coast combined.
Sure, it may be an hour from Boston and an hour away from the mountains, but that means everything is an hour away, so drinking and smoking a lot (and I mean a LOT) of marijuana are the only pastimes.
Parents may love this town, but kids can't wait to get out of this hell hole. The highschool is a drama filled whore fest, and, sadly, there are more white kids trying to be gangster than there are fat kids trying to eat cake.
Also, the football team has been total garbage in the recent years, winning perhaps 2 or 3 games per season though all the individual players are quite talented. Additionally, Merrimack gives the shocker more than the rest of the East Coast combined.
Hey are you from Merrimack, NH?
YO FUCK dat town man! I'mma move outta dis shit hole soon as my ass can! *throws up shocker*
YO FUCK dat town man! I'mma move outta dis shit hole soon as my ass can! *throws up shocker*
by call me steve... June 5, 2011
A small school in North Andover Mass, that only cares about your money. In 2018 the college was at its peak. Deegan East forever.
by Dadboddan May 19, 2021
A small school in Massachusetts. A division 2 school, except in hockey. The hockey team always gets crushed by whoever they play, except in recent years.
So I heard you are going to Merrimack College. Ok, just so you know, the hockey team will probably start losing again in the next couple years.
by HockeyEastFan12 April 22, 2013
A small town filled with fake gangster wanna b kids. They try to act it by brining airsoft guns to the local bowling alley and shooting them at 7th and 8th grade teens. This person who i am expressing this portion of my definition of merrimack. well if ur from here u kno him. he made his own "gang" witch he is 17 now. and all of his friends are 8th graders. when they get to the high school they will get their a$$'s kicked so bad. everyone knows them there only "friends" are all the other "white gangster kids" because noone likes them. I suggest you never come to this town. Expeccialy if your a colored person you would only have one other colored person in the town. or 12 kids tryin to act it.
by matt groger June 10, 2008
Husband: "Hmm, A home in south-central New Hampshire would be nice!"
Wife: "Yes, but what school would our children attend?"
Husband: "If we get that nice place in Salisbury, Merrimack Valley High School."
Wife: -looks up school review-
Wife: FUCK THAT they're all cousins!
Wife: "Yes, but what school would our children attend?"
Husband: "If we get that nice place in Salisbury, Merrimack Valley High School."
Wife: -looks up school review-
Wife: FUCK THAT they're all cousins!
by tremblay-is-a-butt-pirate November 19, 2011
A place where special people turn into in breading cowboys/girls. They have no self respect they just act like nothing ever happened and there parents are not cousins
Girl:hey u no those mvms kids are all related
Girl 2:really!?! That weird
Girl: that's just Merrimack valley middle school I guess
Girl 2:really!?! That weird
Girl: that's just Merrimack valley middle school I guess
by Mvms... Nope....:) February 20, 2023