merkage

the thought in your head and/or the state of your mind after someone has been merked hardcore

bob1: that was some serious merkage!
bob2: thats exactly what i was thinking too homie!
bob1: what?
bob2: i dont know, what did i just say?
bob1: forget it just pass me that blunt

merkage by burnted out to bits December 11, 2010

meepage

State of spazzed confusion

meep

Computer blows up: meepage!

meepage by ~*PsYcHeDeLiC aCiD fAiRy*~ September 16, 2004

merpger 

replacing the nig in nigger with merp, basically just calling someone a nigger without the racism

you're a fucking merpger

merpger by Ted Twinklecorn July 27, 2023

merkage

the process of a seriously being merked to an extreme extent.

"Yo, Bush needs some serious merkage!"

merkage by Moses August 24, 2004

Merkage Basin 

A large area that drains the merkage within a certain set area, eventually forming a set radius where one accumulates a catastrophical amount of wins, high enough to therefore create a merkage basin. Thus giving the one the ability to declare his "PRO-ness"

"Oi Joe, i think i created a Merkage Basin!"

Merkage Basin by WhiteWash January 29, 2008

merage 

a sexy, short, girl with short hair and very aggressive. Once you get to know her she can be goofy as you don't know what.

Merage! Whats wrong with you today?

merage by rizzo and sizzo November 7, 2017

merkage

the thought in your head and/or the state of your mind after someone has been merked hardcore

bob1: that was some serious merkage!
bob2: thats exactly what i was thinking too homie!
bob1: what?
bob2: i dont know, what did i just say?
bob1: forget it just pass me that blunt

merkage by burnted out to bits December 11, 2010