A combination of "derp" and "mep" used to describe an awkward silence created by someone doing or saying something stupid.
Teacher: "Are you sleeping?"
Student 1: "No, there's a bug in my eye and I'm trying to suffocate him."
Student 2: "Merp?"
a word said when an awkward conversation is happening to make things less awkward,quiet or can be used as an expression of saddness or to change the conversation
boy: wanna make out
a word to say when you dont know what so say
Person 1: lol
Person 2: merp.
The thing to say when nothing else is usable without looking like a sadistic pervert. When wanting to cuss but not being able to replace every word with Merp.
Girl: Hey Bro, wassup?
Boy: MY DICK
Student: MAN FUCK THIS MOTHA FUCKIN FUCK OF A FUCK YOU FU...
Teacher: Excuse me?
Student: Oh Merp......
1. What you say when there is nothing better to be said.
2. Expression of minor disappointment.
1. Jesse: What's up?
Jason: Not much, you?
2. Jesse: Hey, you wanna go to the Coldplay show?
Jason: Sorry, I can't.
a cute, awkward sound that makes people look at you funny when you say it, but in a good way. it makes you feel good.
Joe: Merp! (high pitched voice)
Joey: What the?
Joey: actually, that was cute!
a simple word with many uses. It can either mean something good or bad when used in the context of a sentence.
"I love you so much, you are so merpy"
"I am in such a bad mood, what a merp day"
"You are the love of my life"
getting hella drunk.
guy 1: doggie you are hella merped right know.
guy 2:helll yeahhh im merpin right know!!!!!
guy 1 &guy 2: MERP