Merlinpeen 

The official holy day of the Verdukian festive season, also known as the Verdukian Holiday of Mouth Pleasures.

The most famous symbol of Merlinpeen is a bowl of meat cubes with a picture of Jimmy Connors sticking out.

One Merlinpeen tradition involves the eating of free sausage pizza, followed by gentle flossing performed by a blonde virgin.

Good Merlinpeen to you!

Merlinpeen by EightGuineasForTheFruitbat January 7, 2011

merkinpeelism 

The idea or theory related to beating, defeating, or killing an opponent in any given sport or game. Meaning that you have first "merked" them aka killed them, and then you have "peeled" them aka took them out of the game.

Chad: "How did you win that poker tournament?"
MikeRizz: "I used standard merkinpeelism"

merkinpeelism by Michael Rizzuto May 2, 2008