fantasy merc

n. someone with no discernible sports allegiances other than those scattered individuals that make up their fantasy team.

How is this guy a sports fan? He's rooting for guys on both teams?
He's clearly a fantasy merc.

by tom hum April 18, 2010

the merc

Noun/placename.

Shortened form of the Mercury Cafe in Denver. Used mostly by those who go there.

You going to tango at the merc tonight?

by frank carter May 19, 2006

Merc

To skill someone out

"This guy wants a rap battle I will easily merc him."

by Leow123 February 15, 2017

Merc

Money Kill Band

Usually, hiring money kill bands was easy. Then they started calling themselves "mercenaries" and having payment plans, flat rates, and 'insurance'.

by KJtheMerc August 17, 2021

Merc

The nicest, kindest, sweetest, and most generous person in the world.

That person is such a Merc.

by NotUcas April 12, 2023

Merc

Stupid

Merc is a bot

by Boi YeeT man March 5, 2020

Merc

A fat ass female who doesn’t stop eating and is always talking about food 24/7. her parents don’t feed her so she has to scavenge for food, the fridge has always been her number one victim. protect your family and children from this horrendous fat ass at all times

Omg, did you see merc today, jesus she’s doubling in size every day

by 4zzzzz September 12, 2022