Easy on the merchandise

It is said when something or someone is being touched abruptly or handled harshly.

Cop: "You're under arrest!"*handcuffs suspect and pushes him into the back seat*
Suspect: "Hey man, easy on the merchandise."

*Person 1 hugs Person 2 suddently*
Person 2: "Haha, easy on the merchandise."
Person 1: *sarcastically* "Shut up."

*Tourist picks up glass sculpture with little care*
Shopkeeper: "Hey! Easy on the merchandise, kid."
Tourist: "Sorry, no hablo chino."

by funny_occasionally January 18, 2018

taylor merchandise day

august 1st means the song 'august' which means someone has to buy you at least 2 items of taylor swift merchandise

'What day is it?'
'August 1st.'
'Oh, it's taylor merchandise day, you have to buy me taylor merch now!"

by taylorswiftenthusiest July 27, 2021

Co-Merchandising

To sell products and merchandise in a single place with other merchants.

To share a place to sell products and merchandise with other merchants.

A term used for persons who share a space to sell products or merchandise (like co-working).

Short form = Co-Merching or Co-Merch

I will co-merchandise my products at the new shop Make 'Ur Merch.
I will co-merch my products in the new shop on the corner.
Antinette is co-merching her products at the new co-merchandising shop.

by TAG Consults August 25, 2022