Merlin's Beard 

An exclamation from Harry Potter which is similar to "Oh Lord!"

"He just shat his pants!!"

"Merlin's Beard!!!"

Merlin's Beard by Merlin Himself May 26, 2009

Merlina 

she is the sweetest person until....u make her mad she will love you forever and make u madly in love with her!!!oh and btw she has really unique name!! Shes very pretty and has the best personality!! if you're a merlina ily!!

hey merlina you look very nice today!

Merlina by StinkySocks123 November 30, 2020

Merlin's pants 

An exclamation of surprise or exasperation, used in the seventh Harry Potter book by Hermione. Alternatively "Merlin's most baggy Y fronts".

"Merlin's pants! This has to be the stupidest president ever."

Merlin's pants by DragonflyHeather August 8, 2007

Merling 

Other word for merman. A man with a fish-type body from the waist downwards.
Plural: Merlings/mermen.
The word is used sometimes in the "a song of ice and fire" book series from G.R.R. Martin.

"Wow that guy swims like a boss!".
"Lol, prolly a merling."

Merling by ReiniFtw April 13, 2013

Meralyn 

She's the most beautiful girl you will ever see. Every feature that she posseses is engraved in your mind from the second you lay eyes on her. Meralyn is not limited to just physical features, her personality is equally as beautiful.

You wonder how it is that a person this extraordinary can exist, but find yourself just appreciating the fact that she exists, and even better yet, that you know her.
"from head to toe this girl was simply Meralyn"

meralyn nd chris <3

Meralyn by chriss4u October 7, 2012

Velvet Merlin

A girl jerks you off while you wear a blanket as a wizard robe. She must use both hands as if grasping a hilt of a sword, pulling it from the stone. As you ejaculate, she points your dick at your own chin, giving you a drippy white beard.

I went to kiss my kids good night and forgot my wife gave me a Velvet Merlin.

Velvet Merlin by electrical discharge April 22, 2014

metalingus 

If a metal song could give you oral sex, it would be metalingus.

Alter Bridge's song Metalingus gave me the most intense orgasm ever, it rocks so much face.

metalingus by bobweaddababyeetsaboy February 18, 2008