A meowcenary is like a superhero character that kills all the bad cats. They are hipster cats on a mission. If you have a problem with catty people - call on a Meowcenary. Full disclosure: Meowcenaries are motivated to take part in hostile missions especially if there is promise of free drinks, or a starring role in a YouTube video.
Ask for a meowcenary, they are fed up and ready to kill!
by ChairmanMeow August 12, 2010