Top Definition
When your brain completely spaces out on something, usually in an embarrassing way, so you try to make light of the fact that you really screwed up or may in fact be heading toward dementia.
person a) Oops! Memory burp. Sorry I forgot to attend your wedding.
person b) Um yeah, bridesmaids aren't usually such forgetful twats.
by cedar teeth August 11, 2010

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt