Melvout

Melvout. When one simply just disappears in a completely scumbag fashion. Only a true scumbag does this act of indecency.

Robert: Hey! Where did Melvin go?
Paul: He Melvout'd.
Billy Bob: What a scumbag.
Jose: Man, what kinda scumbag melvouts!?
Robert: *sigh*

by Alphonse the Awesome March 25, 2013