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melon head 

a fucking dumbass that doesn't know jackshit and acts like he is the boss
UR A FAKIN MELON HEAD YE CUNT

Melon Head 

a person with a large oversize head "GEORDIEMELON"
Biff has a pure massive Melon Head
Melon Head by DX Selbinator June 29, 2010

melon head 

A large headed creature thats runs around Wisner road in Kirtland screaming.
melon head by the prophet June 7, 2004

Giant Mellen Head 

A girl whose head is so large it resembles a large melon. Often accompanied by grotesque facial features such as an oversized and misshapen chin, forehead and nose. To compensate for this serious lack of physical attractiveness, these people will often post unflattering nude pictures of themselves online for attention. Good luck with that.
You know that girl, Giant Mellen Head? What a troll.

melon head 

Suffering from a hangover. "Melon headed" is a variant.
I drank booze in excess last night and woke up this morning with a melon head.
melon head by Texas Wordsmith October 20, 2013

crop top melon head mexican child 

dora the fucking Explorer is a crop top melon head mexican child
7 years of age until the Season 5 episode "Dora's Big Birthday Adventure", in which she turns 8. She's 10 years old in Dora and Friends: Into the City!. In Dora and the Lost City of Gold she's 16 years old. but still looks 4 + a crop top melon head mexican child don't get mad