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1970 CHEVELLE 454 SS,its also in the baddest of all the bad ass movies of all time "Dazed and Confused" driven by Mathew McConaughey's character Wooderson
"Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 411 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper Edelbrock intakes, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fucken muscle." -Wooderson
melba toast by Jerry Sinclair March 31, 2005
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Toast for people who don't like toast. Kind of like computer toast, only more stupid stuff that no one uses.
melba toast by C. Frey March 17, 2008

Melba toast 

You think you're unique and hip, but you're really just a dry cracker.
Dude, he's such a Melba toast
Melba toast by Themonarch24 October 21, 2018

Melba Toast 

A country singer/comedian with a large blond bouffant hair-do. Most famous for her appearance in the film "Bug Buster", as well as other film, television and live appearances. www.missmelbatoast.com
Melba Toast is famous for her performance art act, "The Ironin' Maidens."
Melba Toast by Veronica Vermillion February 5, 2010

melbatoast 

Did you see that girl?? she's a MELBATOAST!
melbatoast by Bobalina June 17, 2007