Melanesia 

An island territory in the pacific that stretches from Fiji to West Papua.

Inhabited by warlike head hunting dark skin people who are considered superior then the soft gangsta wannabe polynesians.

European Explorer: oh my goodness, you chopped a jolly good fellows head off. Now i got blood all over me bloody english muffin and cup of tea.

Chief Kuloolai: Welcome to Melanesia motherfucker. What you thought this was?? Polynesia?? get the fuck outta here!

Melanesia by Alphonse Dau November 17, 2009

melanisian 

A language spoken in the country Melanisia.
It is becoming widely spread and is a beautiful language.

dsdjgbdjbgj is an example of Melanisian.

melanisian by triplex threat February 24, 2011

melanesia 

An island territory in the south pacific.

Melanesia is by Malaysia.

melanesia by JOHNSON October 18, 2003

Melanesian Cheese Platter 

A sexual act taking place in a sukkah that involves a lulav, etrog, a dwarf and and a couple and inexpensive kosher cheese

After the Ushpeizen the host and hostess ask Marius the dwarf to stay and join them for a Melanesian cheese platter in the Sukkah

Melanesian Cheese Platter by Varus58 October 6, 2023