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2.
a distant relative to The Hamburlger; cousin to the Turd Burgler; gay brother of Zoro

easily identified by his tendancy to wear big-ass ol' eye-glasses (non-perscription, "it's only for decoration...")
only a melander would do something as gay as that.
by big G August 18, 2003
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1.
The prisoner dropped the soap and the inmates began to melander him
by dick August 18, 2003
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3.
bald-ass moby lookin' dude, who loves dudes and is very fond of getting pink socked
that fag is a total melander
by air G August 15, 2003
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4.
Tall gangly dude that has more luck getting guys than girls and yells things like "I want to cum in your butthole too!"
See "Fag"
by hahahahaha February 13, 2004
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5.
Some fag that works at a car dealership with a bunch of other fags who talk about the poon they never get.
Look at melander, he is such a homo; lets all point and laugh.
by mrhappy December 20, 2003
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