A Meier cat is a jewy haired creature that eats it's own vomit and feces. He's a curious little f*c%3r and if he climbs in through a window or somehow gets in to your house he will urinate on your walls and all over your grandmother's china, and occasionally a freshly washed towel. He has an annoying mating call, a high pitched "MEEEEEEE."

It's thought that the Meier cat is originally from Pittsburg, Pennsylvania and made it's way throughout the U.S.
by MeierCatKiller March 22, 2010
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