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2. mehpft
You’re a bull shitting fantasist and I don’t give a fuck what you are bull shitting about.

Emo “I’m so going to kill myself”
Dude “Mehpft

Gimp “I’ve got a 500 bhp Corsa”
Dude “Mehpft”

1. mehpft
Not giving a fuck what so ever about anything because you are a hard as fuck ninja.

Dave “Dude you totally chopped of your arm”
Ninja “Mehpft”
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