meatosis 

Loss of cognitive ability due to excess consumption of delicious meats and meat products. Meatosis predisposes a person to abdominal pain, excessive moaning, pronounced abdominal bulging, and a severe impairment of the central nervous system.

Doc: I need an NG tube, stat! What did this guy do to himself??
Nurse: He had fifteen 20 oz New York Strips in one hour!
Doc: There's nothing we can do. He's in meatosis.
Guy: *Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

meatosis by Dangly MacFarland December 20, 2004

mugatosis

Inflammation of the mug; acne; oily and/or grubby skin; busted facial features; general facial ugliness - especially in females.

Cassie's got a rock-solid body, is pretty cute, and doesn't suck to be around -- but she needs to do something about her mugatosis.

mugatosis by Capt. Bob March 14, 2006

mayanosis 

A lacking of mayas in your life therefore you turn the color of maya.

"Oh shit, I forgot to see Maya, now I AM Maya! I must have mayanosis."

mayanosis by mayaisawesome April 10, 2010

meganocity 

is a philosophy that inspires individuality and acceptance, to love and to treat with kindness

i believe in meganocity.

meganocity by meganocity July 8, 2011

Sleep Magnosis 

The condition on which 1/73 people risk the chance of not waking up unless they take precautions.

Did you wear your ankle brace to bed in order to prevent sleep magnosis?

Sleep Magnosis by Not jab October 18, 2019

megaboss 

A large, indeterminate number

He had megaboss excuses for not going to work. The Inuit have megaboss words for snow.

megaboss by DTM :<| January 16, 2005

Meganess 

Loads of megas in one

Aldi has meganess deals

Meganess by TRFCooper September 30, 2021