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megabank beast guap 

Similiar to megabank, megabank beast guap is an insanely, disgustingly awesome achievement. To be megabank beast guap someone or something must rule complete and total ass. He, she, or it must be so fucking great that there is no word in any language on this fucking planet that can describe them.
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Megabank 

1. Really fucking Awesome
2. Representative of a large sum of cake

3. An extremly easy oppurtunity to take money or valuables from someone stupid
4. (this is more of a prefix to the 2nd definition) An easy oppurtunity to make cake
I am a codine store. I see Chris Burman. Wow. . . Megabank
Megabank by King Jewman Jr. June 21, 2009

megaboner 

When your normal boner, decides to become "super sized" these are rare occassions, unless you're ron jeremy, or Bob Dole

when Klicious let me go near her asspipe, i popped a megaboner
megaboner by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

Megadonkulus 

Megadonkulus n. , adj. , ˈmegə-ˈdȯŋk-u-lˈəs
Referring to a person that possesses an ass of great quality and large size; typically a female. Said donk is large, round, and firm not flabby.
1. Damn! Her ass is megadonkulus!!

2. Katie is megadonkulus!!
Megadonkulus by RichieRich2011 November 7, 2011

Megabongatron 

A beer bong made to seat 26 people great for large parties of people
"Oh shit lets hit the Megabongatron...."
"Hell yeh but we need 26 people"
Megabongatron by EnsDiLutedX September 7, 2006

Megabong 

1) {Mega Bong} Any epicly-large, likely homemade, smoking device.

2) {Megabong} A huge bong made out of a gallon-sized pickle jar, garden hose, pipe, and a small flower pot as a bowl. Capable of single-handedly getting an entire party stoned to the bajesus. Also see Megabong Challenge.
"Lets make a mega bong today"

"Bust out Megabong, lets show these kids how it's done"
Megabong by illegallydead March 16, 2010

big dick anaconda megaboner 

Big Dick Anaconda megaboner is what all the sloots refer to my macro cock as.

DJ is the creator
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