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Mega Rayquaza 

The most cheap-ass Pokemon in the video game franchise. With the highest attack stat in the game and a speed stat that is also impressive, Mega Rayquaza easily makes the most obnoxious sweeper and most annoying thing to encounter without question. There is a reason that thing is banned in VCG tournaments.

In all honesty, anyone who uses Mega Rayquaza on an actual team can easily be dubbed a chump.
"Hey, did you hear that Brandon uses Mega Rayquaza? He's such a scrub!"
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Mega Rayquazaing 

When 6 hoes pussy are shoved in each limb including the head and dick and you flap causing the hoes to cum through every hole including the nipples nose eyes mouth
I don't think the hoes are still alive after the mega rayquazaing sesh