by JaneK September 27, 2007
A Meets is a person who has hair everywhere on their body excluding the top of their heads. Topless Meets's are commonly mistaken for rough bears on the beach and have led to many false animal control calls. They imitate the Walt Disney character Goofy when walking, this is due to their feet merging with their vellies.
A Meets can be found in areas with a high concentration of females, and will be observed to travel a few meters behind the female specimens.
A Meets has the able to buy anything from anyone at their desired price. In extreme cases a Meets can even negotiate to the point where a salesperson will pay the Meets to take the item.
A common disability known to pop up in the Meets bloodline is color blindness, this is due to their genetic tendency to stare directly at the Sun.
A Meets will make one of the most reliable friends and have a heart of gold.
An example animal control call is supplied:
911: "911 whats your emergency"
Karen: "a bear, there is a Bear on the Beach"
911: "Mam are you sure it is not the youngest member of the meets family, does he have hair on top of his head"
Karen: "Not a single hair"
911: " Mam what you have encountered today was not a bear, it was a Meets. To confirm that it is n Meets and not a bear please describe the way it walks"
Karen: " His walk resembles that of Goofy"
911: "Then it is indeed a meets, mam should I refer a counselor to you to help you recover from the dramatic experience?"
Karen: "Yes please"
A Meets can be found in areas with a high concentration of females, and will be observed to travel a few meters behind the female specimens.
A Meets has the able to buy anything from anyone at their desired price. In extreme cases a Meets can even negotiate to the point where a salesperson will pay the Meets to take the item.
A common disability known to pop up in the Meets bloodline is color blindness, this is due to their genetic tendency to stare directly at the Sun.
A Meets will make one of the most reliable friends and have a heart of gold.
An example animal control call is supplied:
911: "911 whats your emergency"
Karen: "a bear, there is a Bear on the Beach"
911: "Mam are you sure it is not the youngest member of the meets family, does he have hair on top of his head"
Karen: "Not a single hair"
911: " Mam what you have encountered today was not a bear, it was a Meets. To confirm that it is n Meets and not a bear please describe the way it walks"
Karen: " His walk resembles that of Goofy"
911: "Then it is indeed a meets, mam should I refer a counselor to you to help you recover from the dramatic experience?"
Karen: "Yes please"
by Magniesenie August 19, 2022
by im joseph, im an addict LOL July 30, 2006
we have a meeting for the project at 10Am.
by David Croteau. August 10, 2006
To french kiss someone, used in Belfast mainly, sometimes heard in Dublin, Similar to face which is used in Antrim and Ballymena, also similar to shift which is used near the border
To meet, to snog someone
to be meeting, not going out but not 100% single
to have met, past tense
To meet, to snog someone
to be meeting, not going out but not 100% single
to have met, past tense
by wee mee :D January 1, 2008
Used by teachers to discuss having a cigarette on their break. Usually used in front of the children.
"Hey, are you going to that meeting at recess?"
"Hey, hurry up we have that meeting"
and the most obvious use of the word
"Hey are you coming for a meeting at recess?"
"Hey, hurry up we have that meeting"
and the most obvious use of the word
"Hey are you coming for a meeting at recess?"
by DonnaM April 17, 2006
by nikeyyyyy December 17, 2008