A meemshkie, also known as a vagenis or teeny weeny, is simply a miniscule penis commonly found on blonde teenage girls. Most likely, they grow the meemshkie after seeking revenge towards an 'ex-boyfriend'. Girls who carry a meemshkie are usually stupid, bitchy, crazy, and/or somewhat ugly.

Meemshkies can also be pre-existing conditions, which grow throughout puberty.
Joel: Dude, that Amy chick I went out with for like a day TOTALLY has a meemshkie!

Dylan: Gross, haha!
by The Unbreakables August 23, 2007
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