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Medically clapped

Instead of calling somebody retarded, you can call them medically clapped because I dont know.
'Give me your phone cuh'
'You're*'
'You're medically clapped mate.'
Medically clapped by DatGuyIn7H November 6, 2017

Medically 

Used for emphasis, or a more serious emphasis than "seriously".
"Medically, you can go suck a dick. "
Medically by MedicallySatanic August 17, 2021

medically thirsty 

To be so thirsty that you may need medical attention at any moment.
I need a drink. I am medically thirsty!
medically thirsty by rottenhana November 22, 2011

medicaking 

the use of cake as a dosage form.
A : dude want some cake ?
B : nah man i got a real bad headache

A : want an asprin medicake?
B : yeah i could do with a bit of medicaking
medicaking by killerof7 September 8, 2013

Medically Sexy 

When a medical professional is performing a procedure and unwittingly portrays enhanced levels of sexiness- possibly due to posture, perspective, or use of intoxicants.
While undergoing a lengthy dental procedure, I couldn’t help but notice every muscle rippling in my dentists forearms. I couldn’t even see his face but he was like…medically sexy.

medically fucked up 

a term that describes anything with any sort of negative health condition, typically used for conditions that are not common and difficult to say.
Damn the doctor said he another level of medically fucked up.