Mississippi meathook 

When you carry a female by sticking your thumb into her asshole and your index finger in her pussy then carry her around like that.

"Hey Jim I gave Emily the Mississippi meathook last night."

"What the fuck jerry."

Mississippi meathook by Fried horse pussy February 10, 2020

Toledo Meathook 

The process of using the thumb and pointer finger in a "C" to simultaneously stimulate a chick in the vagina and rectum.

Man...that girl Regan is wild in bed so I had to Toledo Meathook that bitch so she wouldn't tear up my room.

Toledo Meathook by Big Ray Ray from Da South November 28, 2011

Meathooked 

The act of pulling a female into a boat/raft or over an obstacle by inserting your fingers into her vagina and butthole, like a bowling ball, and lifting her over said obstacle.

Holy shit Jake, that redneck just meathooked that chick into his raft!

Meathooked by Jdubya2 August 10, 2014

Mississippi Meathook 

When’s a guy sticks his finger into a girls anal canal, to control her movements. Simular to mississippi mudhook and arizona meathook

I Mississippi meathooked that bitch last night. Next stop Arizona!

Mississippi Meathook by Sdmegfi & Kdtngyai June 9, 2019

Meat hooker 

When you order a hooker for no sexual pleasure, but instead throw deli meats at them. Use different types of deli meats for each player. Bologna, ham and turkey work the best. First person to stick 3 slices wins.

Hey would you like to order hookers this weekend? Only if we play meat hooker!

Meat hooker by Helloitsmichael December 2, 2020

Meathook abortion 

Something that was done in a sloppy, messy, or crude fashion. Usually in reference to jury rigged repairs.

I knew I should have gotten a professional to do this. Joe did an absolute meathook abortion of a wiring job.

Meathook abortion by RangerOfTheOrder September 28, 2018

little meathook 

Little meathook is the term my mom used to give for my cat's bright red penis which he would lick when he got too excited. Every time he did it was a Hallmark moment.

"Oh look, Tigger's showing his little meathook. Awwww bless his little heart."

little meathook by LiberaceHudson October 11, 2017