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Meatlovers 

a substitution for the word dick, meaning sex.
That girl is fine, she could get the meatlovers.

Meatloverasaurus 

a term used for a individual who extremely obsessed and always on the prowl/hunt for meat or any meat based product on a daily. they tend to go to your home and devour all your sausages.
Angie: "All Our meat is GONE!"

Alex: "I know what happened!....Lisandra must of been here earlier!"

Angie: "Your right! It must of been her! She's such a Meatloverasaurus!"

Meatlover's Exchange 

The act of many men passing a jar of meat sauce in a circle and dipping their balls into said meat sauce
Garry: greetings, josh, whats up
Josh: nothing much, last night me and dan played the ol' meatlover's exchange with a bunch of our feiends
Garry: interesting endeavor

Meatover 

To eat so much red meat that you get a meat generated hangover. Often happens when consuming over 1kg of red meat in a sitting though may take more for large people. Symptoms include;
>dizziness
>poor dexterity
>uncontrollable flatulence
>vagueness
>sweating
>slurring of speech

Cure;
>harden up and enjoy it princess!
Ate so much meat I can't play Halo properly...i keep sticking grenades to my own back...Must have a Meatover
Meatover by Gymsox August 22, 2011

Meat Fever

A physical phenomenon that happens an individual with an insatiable hunger for all things meat. Someone suffering from Meat Fever may feel stomach pangs during meals that contain no meat.
Someone with a freezer full of meat has Meat Fever.

If you're dreaming of working as a butcher you have Meat Fever.

If you ever have the urge to bite into a wild animal, you have Meat Fever.
Meat Fever by Shnerble May 12, 2011

Meataverse

A modern synonym for meatspace. Similar to the opposite of cyberspace, but for the Metaverse.

Antonym for 'Metaverse'. A real, physical place populated by actual people made of meat. (AKA, IRL).
Sandy: Do you wanna meet in the metaverse and play a round of VR Minigolf later?

Andy: Sorry, my wife made a reservation at a restaurant in the meataverse for tonight, so I'll have to pass this time.
Meataverse by badlearner March 2, 2022