dog in the meathouse 

When a woman's garment -usually panties, shorts or pants - is caught between her ass cheeks it is known as 'dog in the meathouse'

Check out the woman in line....dog in the meathouse!

dog in the meathouse by Drygulcher January 9, 2015

meaterus 

Slang term for a womans uterus, first used in Christchurch, New Zealand.

"It's that time of the month again. It's like all the energy has been taken from my extremities and is centralised in my meaterus!"

meaterus by Mish June 17, 2006

The dog in the meathouse 

The penis in the vagina.

The dog in the meathouse by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 24, 2003

the dog in the meathouse 

EXPLICIT DEFINITION:
The dick in the pussy.

EDITED DEFINITION:
The penis in the vagina.

WOMAN: The dog in the meathouse? That's all that dude cares about.

the dog in the meathouse by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 17, 2006

get that dog out the meathouse 

It means that your underwear and pants have recessed into the butt crack and it has formed a noticeable line in said clothing, viewable by all.

Dude 1: Damn dude, get that dog out the meathouse!
Dude 2: Well quit looking.

get that dog out the meathouse by maddizzletwentytwizzle November 24, 2007

meathouse 

Adj. To be physically owned by another.

When Chuck Liddel fought Tito Ortiz, Tito got meathoused by Chuck.

Randy Couture meathoused Gonzaga.

If you look at me again your going to get meathoused.

meathouse by Warren, the third November 10, 2007

Meatious 

When your cock is immaculate

I had the bitch crawling back to bed because my cock was just to meatious.

Meatious by Immaculate man April 27, 2020